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 Post subject: Kefka's Fried Chocobo
PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 4:33 am 
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Sending three pitches, hopefully you'll like one. :)

PITCH #1

(Mature, 40s-noir-narrator male voice in a calm tone)
(Optional: Adding grainy "film" sound)

"Sunday raid, There's something about Sunday raiding that makes it the best raid of the week: Maybe it's the guild coordination, or maybe it's finding a skeleton warrior wearing an enchanted armor just your size. Either way, it's the best tomb raiding of the week. Just one problem, ever tried to cook dinner while surrounded by mold and decay? Like, abandoned ancient cathedrals, underdark dungeons, or dragon lairs?"

(Vazhilok vomit sound)

(Background: Kefka's maniacal giggle, the sound of fireballs, and chocobo cries)
"Announcing the portable Sunday dinner, by Kefka. He cooks up Kefka's Fried Chocobo in his castle and sends it your way by moogle post; all you do is pick it up. Imagine, dinner for the best raid of the week travels everywhere, every day of the week."

(Kefka's voice, in a derranged tone)

"Okay Mog, hit the road!"

(Sound of a tesla tower or otherwise high voltage)

(Moogle voice, in pain, preferably sounding closer to Mog's Japanese voice)

"KUPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Closing jingle at the end of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etICNEry6RE

PITCH #2:

(Kefka's Voice, a minimalist version of "Dancing Mad" in the background)

"Howdy folks, it's me, KEFKA! For five gil you can feed your chocobo... or I can feed YOU a whole chocobo with Vazhilok special sauce."

(Vazhilok vomit sound)

(background: sounds of creepy bone crunching, and possibly zombie devouring)
"It's tender, it's juicy, and it's better than me feeding you a live child... heck, I'll throw in the live child, even! My prices are DaNcInG mAd!"

"Kefka's Fried Chocobo. It's meteor-flinging good."

PITCH #3:

(mixed gender chorus, preferably Shecky, Angel, Valor, and a male DJ who can do "family time" mellow voice)
It's so nice, nice to feel
So good about a kill
So good about Kefka's Fried Chocobo.

(repeat once)

(female chorus)
Eleven spells and sirens
Make it Meteor-flinging good
Eat Kefka's Fried Chocobo
Or you what he'll do to you
(in the background: sounds of houses burning and people screaming in agony)

(chorus)

(Kefka's voice, derranged)
It's nice to feel so good about a kill (maniacal laughter)

Link for the music track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7ibLdXgrlc

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 7:17 am 
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Thankyou for your contribution.

We'll throw it into the meat grinder that is our production system and see what ad-sausages can be produced.

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it's got me giggling anyway

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